Now, I'm sure we have all asked that one person, "Will you be my Valentine?"
I just did! and while I wait for Josh Hutcherson to return my phone call I will make a blog post.
If you haven't asked someone that question then I think i have every right to smack you upside the head.
Don't worry though, because tomorrow is your perfect opportunity to do just that. Valentines day is suppose to be fun, and silly. Not an actual romantic thing. Not at our age at least.
When you get into a serious relationship in ten years, then V-Day is the #1 day a man might propose to you, that and St. Patty's day because you'll both be extremely wasted and the convo will be like "Lets fucking get married!" "Oh my God I'm so wasted yes!"
Please. Please. PLEASE. Don't let that happen to you. But if it does I'm gunna laugh at you.
Anyways, Valentines.
Listen ladies and gents, you don't actually have to go over the top for this day.
Boys, if you want to ask a girl out make her laugh and give her a rose. A single rose and a funny V-Day card will be perfect. A whole bouquet of roses will scare the fuck out of the chick.
Girls, if you have a crush on a guy my friend Ana gives the best advice on how to get guys "Just walk up to him and stick your tongue down his throat and then walk away!"
*Sad Slow Clap*
Major props to Ana everyone
NO! Though I adore Ana's courage, I think most of us females just need to be honest with a guy if we like him. Just flat out say "Hey wanna be my valentine?"
The best part: You're not even asking the guy out! It's just Valentines day! Asking to be some one Valentine isn't asking for them to go out with you, or be their girl/boyfriend!
So Diamonds, when you wake up early tomorrow and get your hair and make-up all pretty, with some sort of expectation someone is going to ask you out, don't be afraid to take charge and ask them out!
Also don't forget to wear Pink, Red, and/or White! Valentines Day is a one- year thing!
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